We must have all heard someone or the other say “kids say the darndest things!” Well, this has been proven to be right so many times. Kids are imaginative and what they think, they will say. There are no filtering or safety nets that govern how they communicate. Here we have a list of things that kids have revealed about their parents that must have wanted to be kept away from the public's knowledge. These kids and their creative drawings will surely bring a smile to your face...
No better person can testify to your worst and your best look. Kids are always very perceptive and alert when it comes to their environment. We often forget that they got their eyes on us all of the time. This photo is a very good example of this habit of theirs. The mom’s transformation is clearly seen in this drawing. The amount of change she goes through from waking up to her “going out look” is perfectly captured in this picture...
Here, using one sentence this kid had perfectly described how his father is. Even though the answer to his homework may be wrong, you cannot say that he is telling a lie. The question goes, “Who ate the most at the picnic?” the child merely answers that with a, “My dad. He is chubby. He has a problem.” This little guy has outed his father as having a weight problem and would apparently eat anything...
This kid here wanted to give a “World’s greatest father!” to the dad. Such a sweet gesture, right? However, he accidentally wrote “farter” instead of the word "father". This would actually make for a very good fart joke. The kid tops off the card by drawing a skull and crossbones poison symbol in the middle of what looks like a gas. You cannot deny the fact that this kid is a creative one, even though the joke is on the dad...
What seeming appeared to be a very sweet message fro mommy dear turned out to get a savage turn. “Thank you, mom, for being wonderful, caring… and for not making your meatloaf anymore.” Mom’s cooking must really be the worst kind if the subject matter of the whole card revolves around it. This kid might even be a cruel teenager just playing with the mother too. At least the kid acknowledges how caring the mother is...
We can all agree that after a long strenuous week, some moms like to have a glass or three. It is not such an unusual thing to do. This mom's habits have been outed by the young one using this clear depiction. Now the entire class knows just what mommy's favorite thing to do is. Well, now even the teacher knows. Whoops! We hope that the teacher and the mom got to have a good laugh about all this as the secret is all out now...
This one here is not exactly a drawing but the message being sent is more or less the same as the others. Here we see a note from a kid whose parents are either separated or divorced. This little girl here is professing to her father the fact that she and her brother are missing him terribly. She tells him that he wants her mom and him to get back together but that it’s not possible because “my mom doesn’t like you”. What a message!
This kid has taken up the challenge of doing the “all about dad or mom” assignments in school. His subject for this was his dear father. He has used a very vague word to describe what his dad does, that he is an “employee” which does not reveal too much about him. The only thing that this boy used to describe his dad was that he loves “drinking”. So the next time he decides to drink, his dad would probably do it inconspicuously for sure...
This kid here had drawn a perfect depiction of his mommy. Usually, fart jokes are linked to dads but here the sketch shows the mom totally letting one loose. Moms are usually more discreet about this kind of stuff but this kid has decided to reveal everything. We just hope that this particular class an assignment does not get hung up on the walls of the classroom. It would be a bit embarrassing for the mom to be identified this way...
This kid was asked to describe their parents in the class. We all know how personal and revealing it can get when these type of assignments come up. We often get to know what exactly parents do the most with their life. While other kids wrote about their parents being doctors and policemen, this kid went a little different with his approach. He described his mom as a lover of 'The Ellen Show', claiming that she watches it all the time. We all love the show but to watch it all the time...?
A classroom was asked to do this assignment. While most kids would want to get lesser punishments or want parents to use the phone less, this kid here wanted something else. She wanted her mom to drink less wine. The kid just wants to give her mom a sound advice, to make her cut down on her drinks. The kid has, however, made the drawing very cute and attractive with colors and heart shapes. We hope her mom listened to her word of advice...
This hilarious description is not a drawing but still is a very funny one. Teachers sometimes let their kids write whatever they want about their parents. This girl here has claimed that her father is actually an “8-year-old”. She added that his favorite food is beer, that he is funniest when he farts and that they enjoy visiting the dollar store together. We feel as though this father-daughter duo is very tight and that they keep this closeness at all times.
Evan here was asked to describe his mommy and daddy for his elementary school class. He had a very interesting approach on how he went about with this assignment. He had a very different way on how he described his mom and dad. His mom had a “love” cloud next to her while his dad was given a gaseous cloud next to him. Even the teacher did not know how to react to this hilarious drawing so, a "Wow" sticker was placed...
We just hope that no one in school got to see this drawing. It would have definitely raised a lot of eyebrows if anyone ever came across this. The child has drawn an “evil snake” that appears to have engulfed an “evil mom”. The Evil Mom says, “I don’t like people!” The mom must have been very surprised to see this drawing.. We do not know how the snake and mom correlate but we just hope evil mom turns nice soon...
This drawing here is something that would really make you think. The drawing is open to interpretation. This kid drew his parents in what seems to be a WWE ring complete with the sign. The kid has clearly noted that his mom and dad are in this ring. It seems as though his parents have been fighting and arguing just like WWE wrestlers. The kid must have been reminded of the wrestling matches on television.
This drawing was quite the popular one on the internet several years ago. Even though the actual post claims that the mom here works at Home Depot, it sure looks like the mom dances on the pole for a living. The kid has given his mom a tool to handle as well(shovel, perhaps?) and the customers are flocking to her at the store. We may never know which story is one to believe but it does make up for a hilarious post...
When you give a child an assignment to write about the most interesting person in their life, be sure to get an interesting response. It is usually very easy for a kid to pick a favorite parent but here the case is a little different. The kid has sort of dissed his mother, claiming not to like her so much “because she’s more like a regular mom”. We just hope the mother is not the jealous type who is clamoring for approval too...
Here we see a very smart kid. They were aware of the fact that they would not get what they craved for during lunch so they found a good way to give a hint to their teacher. If the teacher came to know that all they had for lunch are stale Cheetos, the parents might be requested to better the child’s lunches. This is a calculated maneuver perfectly planned out by the child. We hope it worked and that lunch got better...
This kid wanted his father and son day to be a very special one. He wanted his dad to stop sleeping so much and actually make an effort on their special day together. He wanted to do things he liked together. He decided to write his father a nice semi-threatening note that hopefully served as a good reminder. He had some additions too and we certainly hope that the father was kind enough to make his boy's day a fun-filled one...
As a teacher, there are some things that you need to assign your class. During some of these activities, kids often reveal a little too much about their family life that should remain a secret. They usually get a little too honest when it comes to such things. Here we see an innocent class activity revealing a little too much about this kid's family. This boy's family must be a tough one who thinks crying is a weakness...
Just by reading this it is clear that this kid Frankie was been called this one more than once. Such a pity for a young kid to identify himself this way. We are guessing it is one of Frankie’s parents who has been calling him this as there is no way a child could have thought up of such a word himself. Since Frankie is in kindergarten, he probably does not know what this means. We hope he stops being a freeloader soon and can splurge on his parents and loved ones...
This child here has a very clear message for his mom. He simply asks her to stop burping poop on their bed, so we can imagine that it went a little out of control. This note must have been forgotten at The Carolina Inn where the family stayed in. And when the housekeeper went to clean the room, stumbled upon it. You have to think of the reasons as to why a child would write such a thing. We sure hope the mom quits her antics...
To see this drawing must be a very embarrassing realization for the poor father. This kid is completely unaware of the impact that this could have on the image of his father if anyone were to stumble upon the drawing. We may never know the real reason why this kid made this drawing but we are sure he just needed a creative outlet. We hope the dad learned his lesson and toned himself down a bit in the future.
Well, this teacher must be happy to learn that one of her students clearly thinks of her highly. This note here is one that obviously shows just how much her student appreciates her, keeping her on the same rank as her parents. Miss Mac must be a pretty sweet lady to be able to get such a lovely note from Nina. We sure hope Nina's mom did not see this though because it would have been very awkward for her...
This photo here has suggested that this kid's dad might not be as sad about his mother's death as he is supposed to be. They are seen here seemingly joyous on the dead mother’s grave. We are not sure if they are dancing here but it sure looks to be that way. We may never get to the bottom of this but we sure hope this sinister message is not for real. It is a little dark to draw themselves dancing on a dead relative's grave, don't you agree?
When we take a look at this drawing, we can see that there is something very creepy going on here. Who is this “talking boy” on the drawing? Could it be the artist himself or just Julian's friend? Could it be that their house is actually haunted? We hope the artist here gets all the help he needs and that the "talking boy" is a figment of his imagination. We sure hope the parents had a nice talk with the boy to clarify this eerie sketch.
You cannot deny the fact that this kid's representation of the people who live in his home is very creepy. There is no clear demarcation of what is real and what is imagination when it comes to these kids. If you look at the drawing, he seems to be living with 'Jack Skelington from The Nightmare Before Christmas', so we presume that this kid is just drawing a picture. We hope someone checked in on his house just to clarify though...
Even though her intentions may be pure, this little girl has certainly given away the necessary details to the fact that her parents have a failing marriage. Even though she drew a cute and sweet drawing, the things she wrote were indeed signs that her parents are not happy with themselves. We hope her father gets home soon to fix the problems with her mom so that she does not have to deal with divorced parents.
With just a look at this demonstration, you can tell that mom and dad have a lot of issues in their relationship. We can learn a lot about where a child is being raised from drawings such as this. It really does depict a very obvious picture. We hope that the mom did not really hit the father with the car as that would be a crime of epic proportions. The smile on the mother however makes it seem as though she would enjoy it very much.
If you ask kids to draw something and describe marriage, be sure to get something hilarious in response. Take a look at this drawing here. We can already guess that the kid's parents are not doing too well with their relationship judging from how he sees it. The stick figure seems to be content sitting on the chair and with no trouble from his partner. As parents, you must remember to show kids that marriage can work...
So this kid here knows for sure that her mother's favorite drink is vodka. The information given by the kid is truly something sweet if you exclude the vodka part. The kid must frequently see the mother holding her favorite drink to be so sure about it. The kid also say the mom laughs when she runs into the wall. Maybe the vodka in her system makes her think everything is funny, even her child getting into accidents.
This kid here is throwing out all the information you need about their mom. The mother here is said to have have terrible cooking skills and has been accused of stealing the kid's money too. The kid has also blamed the mom for getting them sick because of her cooking. And what kind of a mother actually steals from their kids? This message however concludes with the kid professing love to the mother despite all her flaws...
We are glad to learn about the fact that this mom did not leave her kid in a box somewhere as well. We are sure that this was just a harmless threat that the mom used on her kids to get them to listen to her so all is good. This is actually a very good strategy for a parent to scare their kids into doing something they want. This kid must have been really scared of being trapped in a box to actually voice it out in drawing...
This kid;s anatomy class became a little too revealing when he decided to draw what is called a “daddy skeleton”. Even though the drawing is quite correct anatomically, it clearly shows that the dad is not really a fan of towels at home. The drawing has clearly depicted the dad's habit to parade around without any towels at home. We hope he knows it is high time he start wearing one so as to not scar his kids forever.
Mothers can all agree that getting a personalized message form their kids would be one of the best gifts they could ever receive. These kids wanted to do something sweet for their mother so they decided on gifting her a card on 'Mother's Day' as a token of their appreciation. However, they added a few personal touches like this drawing depicting someone flipping the bird. We hope it was not a habit passed on by their mom...
The class project for these kids was to draw a depiction of the famous children's song “The Wheels On The Bus”. This drawing went a little overboard and came out a little stranger than the others. If a teacher saw this, it would definitely be enough to get the children parents to come to school and clarify things. The kid unknowingly drew this scandalous sketch obviously alarming the class teacher.
This card here was sent by Shira to her Aunt. It was a thank you card meant for her Aunt, or “Tita,” for always being there for her. Shira has a very hilarious observation, claiming that her aunt loves money. This is such an amazing observation especially for a young child. She adds, “But I have none at this time, SORRY.” Instead, with an emoji and a few money drawings. Her love for the aunt is evident and that she would give her all the money she needs if she ever could.
This is another case of the “wine files”. This kid's class was asked to write down stuff about their daily lives and the important events that occur. This kid informed the teacher that he had the chance to play with Lucas his pal and that his mom also “got drunk”. The kid even added, “Oh goodness me. It’s important for mom to let her hair down once in a while.” We can only guess whatever this is supposed to mean...
What cam be more informative than a comic book strip about your parent's conversations? This kid here depicted what seems to be his parent's daily convos. The drawing wrote, “My dad is allergic to Facebook but my mom loves it!” Maybe the parents are not handling the new social media craze as best as they can. Facebook is not for everyone but it seems this mother loves it, coming from her kid...
Remember in school we had to learn about solids, liquids, and gases in science class? Well, here is a child that is doing the same thing. They had a class work to identify what are solids, liquids and gases. So under the topic of “gases”, the kid kept the dad passing gas. It was not the required answer however, this is technically not the wrong answer. We think the kid should get extra points for being creative.
We sure hope this drawing was a joke made by some adult because if it is true, it truly is something creepy. It reads, “Today I had a fun time mom and dad and the cat. Even the demon left us alone this time…” This drawing really does make you feel a little afraid and uneasy doesn't it? This kid here definitely needs to see the counselor and talk about what demons have been disturbing him.