Just like guilty children, guilty dogs can’t make-up any sort of convincing “innocence.” All attempts look ill-thought and look downright miserable. These guilty dogs simply don’t understand the magnitude of their actions, only that their owners will be frustrated and most likely, disappointed.
Weeks, months, or years after these “lovely” events have taken place, most of these dogs have no idea what they did wrong. And yet, we love them more now than ever. Now it’s time for the internet to come to love these bad dogs just as much as we have.
In one of the most innocent-looking moments of guilt ever, this faithful companion looks to feel terrible upon bringing his owner their own sock. That’s it. The sock, which doesn’t even appear to be wet, isn’t even chewed up. This self-proclaimed guilty doggo is only making things worse for himself. But totally making things cuter for us.
This dastardly-devil found out what the insides of pillows are made of – snow! To be honest, we aren’t fans of the pillow victims behind this handsome boy, anyways. We hate the colors. If anything, this “good” boy did his owners a favor. Not only did he make some awesome snow angels (snow wiggles), he also gave the homeowners a new reason to upgrade their patio furniture.
It’s true that crime never pays, but when you’re silly boy is this cute, you might end up getting paid through internet laughs. We can’t decide what to laugh at more… the fact that this dog is being interrogated or that this sad boy is looking past the camera and into your soul. Either way, we heard back that his owners posted bail and he’s back on the streets. We can’t wait to see him.
There’s no way to hide this guilt. This silly girl got into her best friends Birthday cake. Can you tell what color the frosting was? Well, it’s pretty obvious. The flavor was guilty. Aside from the whimsical blue beard, the tongue sticking out makes us think that she still wants more.
Two best friends hanging out right before Christmas and the tree just happens to fall over. What happened? It doesn’t help that these two partners in crime didn’t know the family installed a home-security aimed right at the tree to capture Santa. Instead, these two were caught red-handed and shamed.
Even though this dog looks guilty of cornering the family cat, Ms. Whiskers doesn’t look too terrified. If anything, she looks more perplexed about everything. Even then, this dog doesn’t even look like he was chasing her. Him, her, you, and I… we’re all perplexed here.
That stack of magazines next to your fireplace or in that weird corner where you have decades worth of magazines that have been sitting for years… is no more. Your dog saw the opportunity and he pounced. And pounced. And pounced. And then chewed a few more times. You get it… it was unexpected, Tuesday afternoon chaos.
“Tsk tsk tsk. We thought we raised you two better than this. The kids are coming home any moment… get out of here and go put yourselves together. We don’t want them seeing any funny business when they walk through that door.”
On one hand, this dog doesn’t look guilty. The lack of eye connection may be a concern, though. Still, it looks as though there were at least one hundred, dirty-foot huskies running around this home… not just one. There’s no way you can only blame your best boy.
“Please forgive me for I do not know for what I have done. The were a small hole in my doggy bed, one thing led to another, and here we are. I am truly sorry for this mess, but again, I don’t even recall how this all came to be.”
We don’t know what this big boy did, but we’re fully aware that he did it. I mean, can you deny those big and concerned eyes? It looks as though he’s just waiting for his punishment. Whatever he did, we hope everything turns out just fine.
Supposedly, Huskies love water. But we wish they didn’t love water like this. Everything about this smiling dog in this toilet is wrong. She’s so cute but she just made the worst decision possible. The water might be cool but her owner will be hot.
You hear a few quiet barks and the sound of suspicious dog activity in the hallway. You put your pint of ice cream down and take a few quiet steps around the couch to catch the purps at the scene of the crime. “One winter boot in the middle of the hallway?” you ask yourself. “They’re guilty,” you tell yourself as you bring you eyes to an even harder squint.
He knows what he did and we surely know what he did. He ruined the family’s tasty strawberry ice cream supply for a week. The parents are heartbroken and the kids will be inconsolable. That dog better find a job to pay for a new gallon of premium strawberry ice cream.
So you caught your two little girls playing a game of tug-of-war with one of your favorite socks. Even though that sock is definitely caught between their two little mouths, their eyes want you to know that they’re not doing it.
You have two purps (pups). One knows of the horrendous deed he committed and is ready to turn himself in. His brotherly accomplice, not ready to submit to the law, is obviously caught giving his more ethical brother the evil eye.
Three dogs. Three possible suspects. One petal-less rose. Which one of them did it? Which one of them looks most guilty? Will one of them turn themselves in? Or will the others snitch? The answer is no. They’re dogs. They won’t snitch. They can’t.
This black lab, the only family-member capable of chewing these once-beautiful boat shoes, is taking the brunt of this retaliation. But what is he to do? He knowingly chewed these shoes into oblivion but he just can’t stand to he see his master so sad and angry.
Sometimes, crime does pay. How that bag of flower ended up on the kitchen floor is anyone’s guess. How it was opened is another. But this dog surely wanted to solve the crime, accidentally sniffing the evidence. When he comes to you with his results, he just can’t help but smile. He found the perpetrator, nonetheless!
The time for this old man to take his medicine has come. However, just like any other old man, human or otherwise, he feels invincible and that medicine is a waste of time. He grimaces out of dislike. For him, though, his owner won’t take this look of hatred as an answer. His medication… will be had.
We shouldn’t be punishing this tiny little pug in a wheelchair. If anything, we should be promoting his physical exercise and curiosity. That bigger dog looks more than sturdy to be wheeled over once or twice, in a loving manner, of course.
What’s a naughty dog to do after they’ve realized they’ve gone too deep? Clearly, sit back, relax, and think about what you’ve done… in comfort. And obviously look at the insides of your mortal enemy, the couch cushion.
I don’t see the problem here. The only problem here is that Duke is a real dog. Real dogs fart. Get over it. Don’t shame this good boy for doing what he was going to do without your judgement, anyways.
Cushions are natural prey for dogs, if you didn’t know. However, some of these cushions are actually just igloo’s in disguise. I mean, can you argue with this self-made dog igloo? It’s compact, comfy, and full of warm snow. Why wouldn’t you want to make one?
Gross. All-around gross. One poops. One eats. The problem is that they share the same material. The worst part is you’ll never know when the one on the right had a tasty snack until it’s too late. One second, everything’s fine. The next, poop breath. Gross.
Quite frankly, we believe this pup should allowed to belt out the “song of his people” whenever and wherever it wants, but maybe that’s because we’re just rock and rollers at heart…
Even the most pious amongst us would have to agree that it is pretty funny – or at the very least ironic – that this pooch broke the head off the PATRON SAINT OF ANIMALS. Honestly, if someone wrote this in a script it would be written off as too… on the nose.
Jeez Maralynn, of all the things to pee on, did you really have to pick the Roomba? I mean, what’s it ever done to you… you know, outside of chasing you around the house, but are you really going to hold a grudge over that?
Oh you are? Got it.
So this dog steals and eats the cat’s food, and the only people who get punished are the owners who have to deal with cat food-smelling dog farts? This truly is a disturbing universe.
While it’s admirable that this dog was allegedly trying to help, we’re a bit dubious of that claim. After all, how helpful could it possibly to rip off a while, full dishwasher drawer?
Well, if a dog is going to poop all over a book, what better book for them to poop all over than What’s Your Poor Telling You? It’s kind of a perfect… or a pawfect match.
Is this fair, or did Jose deserve to have his lunch stolen? It feels like we’ll never learn the truth. (Also, we have to note how this pet owner felt the need to specify that Jose was the painter, just in case someone walking through their home thought it was someone else?)
This is one of those times where we desperately wish we could channel the powers of Dr. Doolittle – either Eddie Murphy or Robert Downey Jr. would suffice – and talk to animals. Seriously, we would love to ask 1. What the appeal of destroying shoes is? and of course 2. Why only the left ones? Alas…
For starters, that’s a concerning amount of drool. Beyond that, instead of taking the time to make a sign, perhaps this pet owner should have instead focused on getting at least a towel – if not a custom seat cover – for their couch.
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but somehow we’d wager that chestnut doesn’t apply in a situation like this.
Our apologies to the homeowner, but this is simply adorable. It may not be the best (either in practicality or for the home’s resale value) way to measure a dog’s growing height, but it’s certainly the cutest.
It’s somewhat disconcerting just how happy this dog looks to have eaten bunny poop. One would think he’d at least be somewhat regretful, if for no other reason than an upset stomach, but nope…
Despite how unbelievably cute this dog’s face is – and make no mistake, it is an adorable face – we still have to turn up our nose here. Stealing a little girl’s ice cream is some Mr. Burns level of evil, no matter how cute the pup is…
We’ve got to say, it seems unfair to out this pooch in the “Box of Shame” just because it threw up. Maybe it wasn’t feeling well, or maybe the owner fed it something that made it sick. we’re just saying, there’s likely something more to the story…
We hope the Pet Blessing went something like:
“Pee be with you, and also with you.”