What we have here is a list of funny windshield letters which were left by people on the owner's car because of some personal reasons. But we are sure that these notes would surely tickle your funny bone. Though few of these notes are for sure pretty aggressive in nature, there are few which are really fun to read. We don't know about the owners who read them but we really enjoyed all of them. So, here are the best windshield notes and believe us you'll love all of them.
Learning how to drive a car is really simple but the most difficult part is of driving it is the way you park the car. We can all agree that getting a good parking spot is really tough. You should feel really lucky if you found one because there are some who just park their car anywhere when they don't get a parking spot. Just like this person who parked his car in such a way that it resulted in this note from the other person. We think it's time you learned how to park because if you don't then be ready to get this sweet note one day.
"Brace yourself, Winter is coming" is not just another catchy sentence from the famous TV series Game of Thrones, but it has become another term for the people who lose their senses on the road. It is very important to stay alert in the snowy season when you know that temperatures drop really fast and to a point where you can see the layer of snow covering your car and other things.
As they say, Kindness is a two-way street, but there are some who doesn't except the same kindness from other people. So, what do they do in this scenario? They leave a note on the windshield. This person who left the note did leave the other person this and did not call for a tow but instead, he left this note with an ultimatum.
Do you remember pop star Carly Rae Jepsen's hit song "Call Me Maybe?" This song was a hit in 2012. The writer of this not might have been listening to this song on a loop and when this got out of hands, this was the result. It was a fun song, right? But who could have thought that there is creativity in every other person hidden deep inside behind the gates of your heart waiting for exactly this kind of situations?
Whatever you do never mess with a political graduate student. Meg from the University of Maryland who couldn't control herself decided to teach this person a lesson of life. In the note, she even said that the person should start introspecting life and it's not good to break the law. We don't know if the poor parker understood his mistake but this note was something this person deserved.
We all have seen the Grumpy Cat meme, as it could be seen on every major social media platforms out there. This person who left the note was aware of the Grumpy Cat meme and he decided to teach this other person a lesson through his drawing skills and famous meme. There was no better way to teach the person a lesson of a lifetime and we hope he has learned his lesson.
Shoveling snow is something nobody wants to do as it drains you both mentally and physically. People who live in the areas where the temperature drops to minus have to go through it on a daily basis. What would you do if you have spent hours cleaning the area so that you can park your car and then you see some other guy parking in that spot? The same happened here and the result was this note.
You don't always have to be a creative genius to prove your point because simply saying how you feel can work wonders. Don't believe us then look at this note which was left for this guy after he parked his car which didn't impress this lady at all. Sometimes, we don't think about others and so things the way we want to but, there are times when someone would just come out of nowhere and teach us a lesson.
No one can forget the impact which left so many people in shock. And this person who wanted to make his point used it as an example which we think was a bit too much. Just because you want to attack a person personally you don't have to include a disaster that took so many lives. So, the next time you want to make a point make sure you choose your words carefully.
Though we live in different parts of the world, we can't ignore the fact that people all over the world are the same and have the same parking skills everywhere which piss off other people. We don't use the term "bloody sardine" in the American language but, this term is commonly used by British people. The slang must be alien to us but we can tell one thing that the guy who wrote it must have been super pissed by the guy who parked the car in a not so desired way.
Lucy who was returning after finishing her shift at the hospital was eagerly waiting to reach home back to her two kids but, when she reached her house she found a car already parked which was blocking her driveway. All she wanted to do was spend some family time with her kids as she got off from her work earlier than usual but this one car made her circling the block for another hour before she could find a good spot to park her car.
When things seem a little too difficult, it is always better to follow a simple approach. This guy who responded to this other person's driving skill left this sweet full of sarcasm note on the windshield which is literally screaming the frustration of this person but in a subtle way. You don't find such level of patience anymore.
Now here we have a business card that you really don't want to ask for. It's not a proposal that you would want to have from a person because of things which are written over it are something you don't to read. Usual business cards have some relevant information on it but this card here doesn't serve that purpose instead it makes the other person feel how useless he was.
What is better than Optimus Prime telling you to park your properly. What can you do other than following his order because if you don't then we all know what happened to Megatron? So, to whomsoever, this note was concerned please make sure you park your car properly next time because if you don't then the warning is straight from Optimus Prime who can be pretty ruthless and the movie is a proof of that.
No, it's not a wedding invitation but a note that reminds the guy about his parking skills that sucks basically. The guy must have felt good after reading the word "Hiya" in bright green letters but when he would have read the rest of the part of the note, we are sure that there wouldn't have been a smile on this person's face.
Driving is easy and a person can learn it within a week. But do you know what is the most difficult part of driving? It is parking. We are saying it from our own personal experience that parking is that one thing which needs a lot of practice. But, this guy here made it really simple for the other guy who might have been in a hurry and then this guy decided to teach the guy basics of parking. We think he did a pretty good job.
This note isn't just a note but has a political aspect as well. And when politics is involved in something then we all know things are about to get dirty. And to the person who wrote this letter, it doesn't matter if you are a Democrats or Republicans, a person is just a good or a bad driver that's it. Unless a certified study doesn't prove that there is a political connection between being a good driver or a bad, until then, we stick to one fact that politics is irrelevant.
Not only men but women can use foul language and that too with a lot of creativity. Just take a look at this note which was left by this lady after this guy parked his car in such a way was occupying two parking spots at the same time. We all know how difficult it is to get parking and then when you see a person parking in such a way all you can do is write your heart down on a piece of paper.
People leave all kind of note on the windshield but, there are few who have made it their life goal to make people understand the basics of parking. The letter was all good, lengthy, and simple but, the last line which says, "By the way – Showing is ‘Lather, Rinse, Repeat.'" We have no idea in the world what does it mean and we think both of them knew each other, so it could have been an inside joke.
It's a human tendency to write an important thing in bold letters or underlining it to tell ourselves that this thing is important and serious. This note was written in bold letters and going by the human tendency we think this person was really serious when he wrote this note. Serious and sarcastic, it's a deadly combination.
The sign reads "Hey, I don’t know you, and this is crazy, but there are a million spots [to park], so pick one, maybe?" which is a direct reference to the Carly Rae Jepsen's song, Call Me Maybe." The song is just brilliant because you can add any words into the lyrics to make the other person realize the mistake in a most subtle way.
If you own a car then you might know how super annoying it is to keep a tab on it. You have to park in a place where it can't be hit or can't move out or stolen. But still, we just can't watch over our car 24/7. This guy who found out that some random guy bumped into his car in the night while he was asleep and then bailed out as nothing happened is something to get angry about. Thanks to this good Samaritan who was able to provide some details about the incident.
When nature calls, there is nothing in this world that can stop you from responding to it. As they say, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Though we understand the urgency you could have told written the place you left for in a hurry so that it would have fulfilled the purpose of not getting you the ticket.
Isn't it just so annoying and frustrating when you find a yellow piece of paper on your windshield which is the sign of your car being towed for parking the car in a no-parking zone or parking the car where it wasn't desired? But this time, the person who left the note deliberately used the yellow color note and what was written over it would have the person in shock.
There might few who can proudly say that they belong to the club, "We haven't seen a single episode of Game of Thrones." There is no way a person couldn't get this note because we all know what it means. In the famous series which has kept us on the edge for years also told us that whosoever get in Lannister's way, they are known to get executed.
While some use foul language to make their point, but we all know that sarcasm beats everything. You just don't move somebody's trash cans to park your car. We understand the level of frustration this person has to go to make the point.
How can you tell the person that they are not special? This person made his point through chalking out the lines that clearly point out the other person's mistake that he should have parked better. As you can see, the car is occupying two spots leaving this other person who also wanted to park the car but then, he couldn't as there was no space.
Ah! What a beautiful sarcastic poem, right? Sometimes frustration can you make you the most creative being on the planet. To whomsoever, this note was left, the person must have cracked up with laughter and also have learned the lesson that you should not just park anywhere you feel like because the world doesn't revolve around you.
When Jesus comes to you personally and tells you that there is something wrong the way you park your car then is no way you can ignore unless you don't believe in his existence. What do we do when we are lost? We look for the answers from the above and the intention behind this note was to make the other person realize that you should think twice while parking your car.
When we are angry, we become cranky. This person who saw a Kit Kat inside a car and who was also hungry, stole the Kit Kat from the car as the car's door was not locked. But was it even stealing when you try to come clean and all you take away is a Kit Kat?
Not everybody is able to buy a fancy car. Some resolve to other options like buying an old car or using public transportation. The owner of this car went with the former and bought a "creepy van." And just because of somebody else doesn't like the way it looks, why should this person change the car or park it somewhere else? There is still free will left in the world.
There have been several stories about the owners leaving their pets and babies in cars under top beat heat. But this time, the owner of this cute dog left a note so that people can realize that he is a good owner and loves his pet and wouldn't do anything to harm him. Nicely done we must say.
If you look for the definition of the word meme, you'll see that Wikipedia defines it as, "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture – often with the aim of conveying a particular phenomenon, theme, or meaning represented by the meme." This famous "Y U NO" guy meme uses lighthearted grammar to make his point and the example of how he does that is right in front of you.
This person must have experienced a lot of parking situations otherwise he wouldn't have created a checklist of parking faults. This is time-saving and very professional, we must say. And he has included almost every possibility a person can face when looking for parking because there are some who just parks anywhere they want.
We hope it was peanut butter or chocolate because if it was something else then the person on whose car this creativity was done must have smelled it for a very long time. See, telling a person that you are wrong is perfectly fine, but nobody has a right to damage the property which doesn't belong to you and that is just immature.
Whoever wrote this letter must have been in a very good mood and decided to tell the other person that there is a problem with the anti-theft system in a most subtle and humorous way. Sir Tyrannosaurus Rex at the end of the letter steals the show. Though including a dinosaur in a letter seems very childish but reading the rest of the part of the note looks very professional and civilized.
The note states, "You’ve angered the potato clan with your parking choices! If you park in their space again they will bring out their produce army!" Honestly, the person who left the army of potatoes either had a lot of time on their hands or through this, the person was able to relive his stress. Whatever it was, four potatoes on the car is really creepy.
Greg who was sick that day asked his wife to pick up the kids from the school. Despite being sick, he went out in the snow to make the space for the car because of the snow which didn't leave the space for anything. With a high fever and running nose, he was shoveling the snow away, but when he was done and returned inside to warm himself up he saw a car parked on the same spot which he made for his wife Sarah to park her car.
Do you remember that famous dialogue of Liam Neeson from the movie Taken, " If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money? But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you." We think it was Liam Neeson who himself wrote the note.
The sarcastic line, "dear concerned citizen" is on another level. Though the message is a bit confusing even then, the person for whom it was left to read would have got the crust of the message. As we already said, parking is the most difficult job and if you don't do it properly then you could be the next receiving this good pun intended note on your windshield.
Now, this time this guy messed up with a wrong guy. It doesn't matter what flashy or costly car you own, never mess with the owner of the monster truck because as this guy was implying in the note, "I will monster truck your car into a pile of scrap,".Trust us it's no joke. A monster truck can actually do that.
See, it's very frustrating and annoying to see that somebody else has parked their car on your spot. We can see the frustration level of the writer of this message and the boldness of the message says it all. We think the person might have warned the other person before about the spot but seeing this message tells us that it wasn't of no use and then this, is very much justified.
Looking at the note, we think this guy has already gone through a lot. This guy who already had 3 tickets in a week had no other option rather than telling the concerned authority who gives the ticket that it wasn't his fault that his sticker hasn't arrived yet. We hope the officer might have shown this guy a little mercy because it seems to be a genuine concern.
There is no shame in driving a fancy car if you have worked hard for it. You should drive it and feel proud of yourself every time you sit inside. However, we should also remember that the world doesn't revolve around us and just because we have a fancy car, we can't park it anywhere.
That's not a degree or a certificate, however, this note serves one purpose, which was to remind the person that the car's alarm was going off all night and the neighbor was ready to tell that person about his car doing in a most creative way. And that's how the neighborhood decided the "Worst Neighbor Award of 2015."
This is one of the best notes from the list which is a class in itself. You can see the sarcasm hidden in the picture where a guy is standing holding his coffee in hands which is trying to tell that while I sip my coffee please move the car from his parking spot. See, nice and clean way to tell the person that he was wrong.
Going by the term, "Jag-off" we think the person for which this pad-note was left might have been an owner of a Jaguar. The note reads, "Thanks for parking so close Jagoff." The lady who left this note seemed to very pissed and looking at the sanitary pad on which she wrote it, we think the person messed up with this lady on a very bad day and even she didn't hesitate to prove her point. Period.
Parking in a spot reserved for handicapped is not only unkind but against the law. There is a reason the government has given them this privilege because just like us they go through a lot on a daily basis and taking their spot just because you were in a hurry or any reason is not justified. This guy who saw a car parked in a handicapped spot clicked the picture of the car's number plate and also sent it to the officer. Nice job!
A well written and diagramed note that too on an A4 size paper only proves one thing, the person was an educator or something like that. He made sure that this time the person who parked the car in a very wrong manner get schooled up really well and the writer of the note even made sure he gets his homework done as he left the assignment on his windshield. We hope he passes the exam the next time.
Joining a club is said to leave a positive impact on one's life, but this one club is not for everybody because only the chosen ones are allowed to enter this club. And how do you join this club? It's very simple, all you have to do is pass one test, and what's that? You have to park your car in a way that pisses off the other person so bad that he gets you the membership of this club.
To state the truth, if you don't park your car properly, then there are chances of getting hit by other cars. But in this case, though this person parked the car which occupied two spaces left the other driver no choice and ended up denting his car. It's nice to see that he made his point clear and that there were no evil intentions involved and the main point, he deserved it.
If you have seen the movie Saw, then you might be able to get the reference of this note. In that movie, the protagonist is a psychopath who gets pleasure through torturing strangers and to think somebody used the reference of this guy, we must say, you better keep the distance and park the car on the desired spots. Believe us you don't want to play this game.
Short and crisp and to the point is what this note means. This four-word note has made clear to the person concerned that whatever you do, don't block the pavement. Even this small note has proved that there is no need for a long lecture or some creative diagram because you can tell the seriousness of the tone of the writer who wrote it.
This person was having a good day and was looking forward to enjoying his ice-cream when this other guy who parked his Nissan Altima in the spot that was literally taking two spots and which made the former person really annoyed who wasn't able to enjoy his ice-cream as he had to park his car some two-blocks away from his house. The heat can make anybody mad.
As we already showed you some examples where people kept the note short and simple, but there was this guy who made his point through writing a note which states, "Don't [park] do it in front of someone's driveaway..." See, parking in a wrong spot has no excuses, but then you also have to think that the person who parked in such a way might have some sort of personal emergency that made them do this, right? So, always choose your words wisely.
Helen Keller was a deaf and blind woman, who has worked hard to earn a bachelor of arts degree. Not only she made herself educated she also was an author, lecturer, and has been an active political activist. This one message has proved that people do things without giving it a thought. No matter how bad her parking was, she deserves our respect.
Although this is not a message to tell the other person about his parking skills or blocking driveaway, it is still worth mentioning as it's just pure gold. The message reads, "I have nothing of value in my car, but thanks for checking anyway.” This car owner who was fed up of thieves breaking into his car one too many times decided to leave the car window broken and wrote this letter rather than fixing it.
The note starts with the letter F and ends with the same. This note not only serves the purpose but also tells us the level of the frustration of the writer. To be true, it is really annoying to just wake up to the sound of somebody's car alarm going off in the middle of the night because your neighbor hasn't got time to fix it.
If you don't know who Stevie Wonder was then let us help you with that. Stevie Wonders is considered as a legend in Music. He was a blind musician who had a talent of music in his mind and heart. Using his name like this just to prove your point is not acceptable. You want to tell the person his mistake, tell him without taking names of such great personality who achieved heights through their dedication and hard work.
Someone thought it would be great to make cards that read, "people like you should take the bus, please, learn to park." The thing is if you don't park your car properly then there are chances you are annoying the general public. Wrong parking not only risks damage to your property but could also lead to something more devastating. So, if one day you find a card like this, we think it's better to stay away from the car for while instead use public transportation.
It was a genuine concern because there was no reason for lying about the frozen doors because the officer can always ask the person to prove it. We give this car owner 10 points for his effort and another 10 for his honesty. There is nothing you can actually do if your doors are jammed and for that, we understand this person's problem.
This is nothing but sarcasm at its best. It's just a way of telling the person who parked his car taking two spots at the same time that even the bunny couldn't distract the guy from noticing the parking job he did in the parking lot. There is nothing much to the note except the sarcasm and the fact that this note looked like a business card.
If you think Mickey Mouse is only for kids then you better take a closer look at the note. The person parked the car so close this writer of the note that he had no other option but to tell him that grow up or take a bus the next time.
This is one note of which we have no idea why it was left. Neither it says that the other person parked wrong nor it tells the mistake of the driver. Who in the world wants to know what two squirrels were doing on the hood of the car. We have no interest, and we don't think anybody would have any kind of interest in such information because if you do then please make sure you talk to a doctor about this.
Well, this note here is both kind and rude at the same time. Like seriously, they just compared the person to a pig which is not nice in any way of a sort. But on the other side, if you read the text, "Parking is at a premium in this neighborhood. Did you really need to take up two parking spaces? Your neighbors need to park too" The note is two-faced.
This note is the father of all sarcastic notes you have read till now. The writer of this note made up an imaginary dog with the name "Spot" to prove his point that the other person didn't park the way he was supposed to. The note for sure would have given the reader a nice lesson and we are just happy that it wasn't us at the receiving end.
We all love Spiderman and why won't we? So, to make the other person realize their mistake he wrote a letter signed by "Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman." We are sure that the person who would have received this letter might have had a smile on his face after reading this. You just can't ignore a request coming from our favorite Marvel superhero Spiderman and not after watching Infinity Wars.
Before we start with this note, we just want to know how the hell they managed to get balloons inside the parked car. You just can't break-in and do whatever you feel like to the car even though he was wrong. But, then he also won a prize? We think that would make up for the break-in.
Just like that four words letter, we have a note which has three words written over it but still, it has the capacity to prove its point which was to don't park "crappily." We don't always have to sugar coat our words to prove our point because you can always say things to the point.
Haha! This note is really humorous, right? But the thing is though you have left the note it still depends on the other person to follow your instructions because he can still unlock your car and could easily drive away some miles away from where he could just sell it and it would take a lot of time before the police can find it.
The fact this note was written on a paper belonging to St. Judes Children's Hospital is more than enough to give the other person a guilt trip. The person just had read it once and you could find him accepting his sins in the confession booth.
Tony has clearly stated that it wasn't his fault that he bumped into this other person's car as he also mentioned that it was the latter's fault because he didn't park properly. Though it seems a little egoistic from Tony's side. Just because your name is Tony it doesn't make you a stark.
We are not comparing but people taking two spots at a time are still much better than people taking 4 spots. We really want to know how this individual was able to reach this level. Because we haven't seen anything like this before. Seriously, 4 spots? Was it a car or a truck? The writer of the note even applauded the driver's action.
Corrine who was just being honest through this note and we totally understand the desperation of this lady who is not just honest but a law-abiding citizen too. The last line which read, "P.S. If I were a drug dealer, I could afford a garage!" We hope the officer must have left her alone because her letter seems pretty much honest and genuine.
Warning! Don't read the whole note. If it was too late for the warning then you might know what are we talking about. Right or wrong that's a whole different story, please don't make other people vomit. The note is just pure evil and brutal that must have made the reader shook to the core.
Reading the note doesn't make proper sense then we thought about and we found out that just like the driver's parking skill which this writer didn't understand then he thought to give him a lesson in his own language. And reading this note really make our mind go crazy. What are you even trying to say?
It would have been epic when this person would have handed the card saying, "Excuse me? Here is my business card. Call me if you need any assistance parking your car the next time." Business cards are cool, we agree. But who are these people who have such kind of time in their hands where they go to the shop and ask them to make such cards? Seriously, get a life.
Looking at the picture we think it wasn't one person who left these notes but several other people left the notes to point out the person's mistake. On every note, you can easily see that the handwriting is different which proves one thing that this guy single-handily pissed off so many people through his parking skills. So, many compliments, this person is living the life of a celebrity.
The note is clearly shouting the bad. With all these notes we have learned one thing that the next time we are parking our car we would make sure that we don't make somebody mad and later we find a note like this and who knows it would be us writing about it.
The car owner must have pissed off this person to the core, otherwise, he wouldn't have left this such personal attacking note on the windshield. "The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would've pulled out." This was the note which this person left after the other guy who pulled in a wrong way in front of his car which made this guy really mad but, he was sensible enough to respond to it in a very composed manner. So, the next time you pull in the wrong way, always remember that there is a chance that you might get a note just like this. And you don't want that or do you?